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  Tea Cup - This Might Be Vodka

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  Dish Towel - The Secret Ingredient Is Takeout

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  Cutting Board - I Should Really Have My Own Cooking Show

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  Napkins - Gonna Go Lay Under The Tree To Remind My Family That I Am A Gift / Not A Creature Was Stirring.. Except For Mom Who Was Busting Her Ass To Make It Happen

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  Napkins - Someone Said “30 Years Ago” And My Mind Went “Ah Yes!” The 1970’s” But They Meant 1992, And Now I Need A Moment / I’ve Hardly Done Anything On My Bucket List Just Change The B To A F And You’ll Feel Much Better About It

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  Napmins - I Was Born To Be Wild But Only Till About 8:30ish, Maybe 9pm Tops… / At My Funeral Take The Bouquet Off My Coffin And Throw It At The Ground To See Who Is Next

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  Napkins - Please Be Patient With Me I’m From The 1900’s / You Know You’re Getting Old When You Clean To The Music You Used To Party To.

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  Napkins - Me: Sometimes I Talk To Myself. Me: Omg Same / Sorry I Slapped You, But It Didn’t Seem Like You’d Ever Stop Talking And I Panicked

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  Napkins - I Like A Wine That Pairs Well With Cheese And Difficult Relatives / I Want Everyone To Know I’m In A Really Good Place Right Now. I Mean Not Emotionally Or Mentally. I’m In The Liquor Store Parking Lot

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  Napkins - Nothing Says I Mean Business Like Using A Cart At The Liquor Store. / That Candle Smells Like Fireball. Us Non Alcoholics Like To Call That Cinnamon, Becky

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  Dish Towel - Thank You For Feeding The Family (Birds)

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  Dish Towel - Asparagus Why Does It Do That?

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  Dish Towel - Menopause What The Fuck?

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  Mug - Everyone Sucks Except My Cat

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  Mug - Come Back With A Warrant

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  Cookie Cutter - Penis (4.75 inch)

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  Dish Towel - Please Leave By 9pm (embroidered)

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  Sugar Bowl - Poe Some Sugar On Me (Edgar Allan Poe)

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  Dish Towel - I Always Rinse My Dishes (Dog)

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  Dish Towel - Fuck Off I’m Reading

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  Dish Towel - Get Out Of My Fucking Kitchen

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  Dish Towel (Premium) - Fuck Off I’m Knitting

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  Dish Towel (Premium) - Fuck Off I’m Baking

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  Napkins - To Everyone That Signed My 7th Grade Yearbook. You Will Be Happy To Know I Did In Fact “Stay Cool”

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