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  Dish Towel - Commas Are Important: No More Tequila No, More Tequila

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  Dish Towel - Going Too Hard On Chips & Salsa B4 I Get My Food Is My Biggest Flaw

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  Dish Towel - If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It My Face Definitely Will

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  Dish Towel - One Day You’re Not Old And The Next You Have A Favorite Grocery Store

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  Dish Towel - To Me, Essential Oils Are What Drips Out Of Tacos

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  Apron - If You Can't Take The Heat Of My Dad Jokes...

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  Chip Clip - Dolly Face

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  Tea Ball - Hedgehog Tea Infuser

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  Dish Towel - Rich Bitch (Butter)

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  Dish Towel - I’d Better Not Wake Up To A Mess

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  Oven Mitt - Fuck Yeah, I Made Cookies. (Godzilla)

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  Tea Cup - This Might Be Vodka

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  Dish Towel - The Secret Ingredient Is Takeout

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  Cutting Board - I Should Really Have My Own Cooking Show

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  Napkins - Someone Said “30 Years Ago” And My Mind Went “Ah Yes!” The 1970’s” But They Meant 1992, And Now I Need A Moment / I’ve Hardly Done Anything On My Bucket List Just Change The B To A F And You’ll Feel Much Better About It

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  Napmins - I Was Born To Be Wild But Only Till About 8:30ish, Maybe 9pm Tops… / At My Funeral Take The Bouquet Off My Coffin And Throw It At The Ground To See Who Is Next

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  Napkins - Please Be Patient With Me I’m From The 1900’s / You Know You’re Getting Old When You Clean To The Music You Used To Party To.

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  Napkins - Me: Sometimes I Talk To Myself. Me: Omg Same / Sorry I Slapped You, But It Didn’t Seem Like You’d Ever Stop Talking And I Panicked

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  Napkins - I Like A Wine That Pairs Well With Cheese And Difficult Relatives / I Want Everyone To Know I’m In A Really Good Place Right Now. I Mean Not Emotionally Or Mentally. I’m In The Liquor Store Parking Lot

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  Napkins - Nothing Says I Mean Business Like Using A Cart At The Liquor Store. / That Candle Smells Like Fireball. Us Non Alcoholics Like To Call That Cinnamon, Becky

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