Birthday Shit

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Card #2401 Happy Birthday, Bitch

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Card #2402 Happy Birthday Asshole

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Card - A Little Bird Told Me It's Your Birthday. I Ate Him.

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Card - Happy Birthday To The Only Person Who Knows Why We Turned Out So Weird

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Card - You're A Sarcastic Asshole, You Have A Messed Up Sense Of Humour, And You’re Weird As Fuck … I Like That Shit. Happy Birthday

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Card - You: Hoping Your Age Isn't That High (Snoop Dog)

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Card - You Rock! Happy Birthday

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Card - My Gift Is That I Won’t Ask The Waitstaff To Sing To You And Make You Wear A Hat. All Of The Cake, None Of The Torture. Happy Birthday

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Card - You Don’t Know How Many Years You Have Left So Get Real Weird With It. Birthday (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

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Card - Happy Birthday! Let’s Get Bottle Service

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Card - If Only I Could Remember Birthdays As Well As I Remember 90’s Movie Quotes…

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Card #205 - Ok… We Are Not Young, Ha Ha Old (Happy Birthday)

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Card - There Is A Word For People Like You… Old

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Card - Welcome To Your Thirties!

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Card - Sorry I Missed Your Birthday, Mercury Was In Retrograde

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Balloons - Happy Birthday - Fuchsia Set

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Balloons - Happy Birthday - Blue Set

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Card #207 - Holy Fuck, You're Old. Birthday

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Card #200 - 365 Days Since You Dropped Out Of Your Mom’s Vagina Happy Fuckin’ Birthday

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Card #015 - Happy Birthday Rockstar! INSIDE - I Hope You Get A Pony!

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Card #129 - Happy Birthday INSIDE - Now, Get On With It! I Want Some Cake; And Cops Is Coming On

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