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Napkins - Alcohol Because No Great Story Ever Began With Eating A Salad

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Napkins - I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us

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Napkins - Anyone Getting To The Point Where It Would Be OK If Jolene Came And Took Your Man?

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Napkins - Now I Wait / Don’t Be A Dick

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Napkins - Fresh Out Of Fucks

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Napkins - Ive Hardly Done Anything On My Bucket List Just Change The B To A F And Youll Feel Much Better About It / Someone said 30 Years Ago And My Mind Went Ah Yes The 1970s But They Meant 1992 And Now I Need A Moment

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Napkins - Me Im Actually Happy Right Now Life Lol One Sec / Going To Bed Early Not Leaving My House Not Going To A Party My Childhood Punishments Have Become My Adult Goals

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Napkins - Listen I Still Want To Be Invited But Im Not Coming / Weekend Goal Move Just Enough That People Know Im Not Dead

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Napkins - Some People Need To Use A Glue Stick Instead Of Chapstick Just Sayin / Its Getting Increasing Harder To Tumble Out Of Bed And Stumble To The Kitchen And Pour Myself A Cup Of Ambition

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Napkins - Please Leave By 9 / Sometimes I Stare At My Husband When Isnt Looking And I Think To Myself Wow He Is One Lucky Son Of A Bitch

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Napkins - I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine Each Night For Its Health Benefits The Other Glasses Are For My Witty Comebacks And Flawless Dance Moves

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Napkins - I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options

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Napkins - Being A Functional Adult Every Day Seems A Bit Excessive

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Napkins - Best Friends Don’t Care If Your House Is Clean They Care If You Have Alcohol

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Napkins - People Who Wonder If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full Miss The Point The Glass Is Refillable

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Napkins - If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, I Will

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Napkins - My Favorite Drink Is The Next One

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Napkins - Hard To Shop For / Drink Red

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Napkins - Life Couch / Powerful Women

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Napkins - Xmas Blitzen / Half Ass Jingler

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Napkins - My Rogers / House Guest

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Napkins - The Officer Said You Drinking I Said You Buying We Just Laughed And Laughed I Need Bail Money/Are They Still Bad Habits If I Like Them

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Napkins - Welcome To The Shit show / Alcohol Poisoning In A Field

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Napkins - Drinks Are Better Bottomless

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