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  Card - It’s Hard To Have A Happy Birthday When Our Country Is Burning At The Hands Of A Fascist Orange Pig. INSIDE: But At Least There’s Cake While We Plan The Revolution Happy Birthday!

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  Card - Mothman Holding Present INSIDE: Glow Big This Year (Holiday)

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  Card - One Minute You’re Young And Effortlessly Cool… INSIDE: And The Next You’re Wearin’ A Fanny Pack & Yelling “Sweet Jesus, Is That A Hoary Tit Puffleg!? Happy Birthday!

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  Card - To A Badass Bitch On Her Birthday INSIDE: Blank

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  Card - Do You Hear What I Hear… Hhhhhaaaaa INSIDE: Happiest Of Holidays (Opossum)

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  Card - Behold, I Am The Ghost Of Christmas Trash INSIDE: Blank (Raccoon, Holiday)

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  Card - Happy Birth-Gay! INSIDE: Blank (2 Men, Birthday)

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  Card - Happy Birth-Gay! INSIDE: Blank (2 Women, Birthday)

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  Card - Congrats On Turning 29 Again This Year! INSIDE: Everyone Totally Bought It! (Birthday)

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  Card - You’re “I Watched Murder She Wrote And Donahue At Grandma’s” Years Old INSIDE: But You Lived To Tell The Tale Of Lawn Jarts And That Is Legendary (Birthday)

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  Card - Fucking Quitter I Mean: Happy Retirement INSIDE: Blank

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  Card - Congrats, You Two INSIDE: Blank (Wedding, 2 Women Holding Hands)

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  Card - Congrats, You Two INSIDE: Blank (Wedding, 2 Guys Holding Hands)

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  T-Shirt - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Light. - Dylan Thomas (Jimothy Raccoon)

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  Card #W26-1 - Same Peen Forever INSIDE: Cheers To It Always Being Your Favorite Make And Model!

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  Card B26-10 - Happy Birthday INSIDE: Glow Big This Year (Mothman)

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  Yard Sign - MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY HE VIOLATES EVERY STANDARD OF ETHICS & ENRICHES HIMSELF ON OUR BACKS. HE'S DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY & COMMITS GENOCIDE WITH OUR TAXES. HE EMPOWERS ICE TO MURDER CITIZENS. HE DISENFRANCHISES VOT

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  Card - “In One Of Those Stars I Shall Be Living. In One Of Them … All The Stars Were Laughing When You Look At The Sky At Night.” - Antoine De Saint-Exupery INSIDE: I’m So Sorry For Your Loss; May Every Star Bring The Blessing Of A Beautiful Memory

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  Card - Every Year’s Birthday Wish Is To Be Young, Beautiful And Gay Forever. INSIDE: You’re Definitely Still Gay. Happy Birthday!

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  Card - Live Life In A Way That Burt Reynolds Would Want to Make You Into A Rug For A Sexy Photo Shoot. INSIDE: Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch!

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  Card - You Are Amazing! And Any Joker Who Says Otherwise Can Fuck Right Off. INSIDE: Blank

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  Card - You May Be Old, But At Least You Got To See All The Cool Bands INSIDE: *Also Some Very Questionable Ones Happy Birthday!

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  Card - Birthdays Aren’t A Day, They’re A Feeling… INSIDE: And That Feeling Is Hungover

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  Card - Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes! INSIDE: Blank

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