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  Card - “In One Of Those Stars I Shall Be Living. In One Of Them … All The Stars Were Laughing When You Look At The Sky At Night.” - Antoine De Saint-Exupery INSIDE: I’m So Sorry For Your Loss; May Every Star Bring The Blessing Of A Beautiful Memory

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  Card - Hey, I Hope Your Birthday Age Isn’t That High - Your Birthday (Snoop Dogg Smoking Weed)

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  Candle - Lansing Children Wait Excitedly For Big Penny’s Next Munch

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  T-Shirt - The Greatest Generation Didn’t Die Fighting Nazis So We Could Hand Over The US Government And Let Them Destroy Democracy Speak Up!

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  Mug - Old Town Krampusnacht Home Of The Most Joyful And Kind “Kid Snatching” Attendees On Earth! *Also Continuing To Upset Ignorant And Bigoted People Since 2023

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