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  Hat - Brown / Black / Grey Furry Krampus With Tie Strings

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  Fortune Cookie - Funny Sayings

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  Ornament - Capital And Balls

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  Napkins - Gonna Go Lay Under The Tree To Remind My Family That I Am A Gift / Not A Creature Was Stirring.. Except For Mom Who Was Busting Her Ass To Make It Happen

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  Napkins - Someone Said “30 Years Ago” And My Mind Went “Ah Yes!” The 1970’s” But They Meant 1992, And Now I Need A Moment / I’ve Hardly Done Anything On My Bucket List Just Change The B To A F And You’ll Feel Much Better About It

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  Napmins - I Was Born To Be Wild But Only Till About 8:30ish, Maybe 9pm Tops… / At My Funeral Take The Bouquet Off My Coffin And Throw It At The Ground To See Who Is Next

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  Napkins - Please Be Patient With Me I’m From The 1900’s / You Know You’re Getting Old When You Clean To The Music You Used To Party To.

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  Napkins - Me: Sometimes I Talk To Myself. Me: Omg Same / Sorry I Slapped You, But It Didn’t Seem Like You’d Ever Stop Talking And I Panicked

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  Napkins - I Like A Wine That Pairs Well With Cheese And Difficult Relatives / I Want Everyone To Know I’m In A Really Good Place Right Now. I Mean Not Emotionally Or Mentally. I’m In The Liquor Store Parking Lot

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  Napkins - Xmas Attempt / Grinch

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  Napkins - Nothing Says I Mean Business Like Using A Cart At The Liquor Store. / That Candle Smells Like Fireball. Us Non Alcoholics Like To Call That Cinnamon, Becky

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  Socks (Womens) (Ankle) - Holy Shit. Dogs!

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  Socks (Womens) (Ankle) - My Bladder Owns Me

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  Socks (Womens) (Ankle) - I’m Fucking Hilarious

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  Socks (Mens) - I Hate This Beautiful Fucking Lawn

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  Socks (Mens) - Asshole Brother

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  Socks (Mens) - The Chef

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  Socks (Mens) - The Coach

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  Socks (Mens) (Crew) - All Puns Intended Jack Ass

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  Socks (Mens) (Crew) - Just Resting My Eyes

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  Socks (Mens) - Hate Will Fucking Lose

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  Socks (Mens) (Crew) - The Handy Man

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  Socks (Womens) - I Fucking Love It Out Here (Woods)

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  Socks (Women) (Ankle) - Let’s Talk Some Shit

  $14.99