Card #685 - Phone Call: Please Don't Answer

People suck.That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But even enjoying your own company requires some basic hygiene. Wash up with Soap for Introverts, a handcrafted bar dyed with a blend of nonconfrontational ocean blues.

I'm *cough* super sickOtherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week

THE ORNAMENT THAT IS PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE WITH A LITTLE ALONE TIMEIntroverts don't celebrate the holidays the way extroverts do. They don't want to go door to door singing or participate in merrymaking, but they do like to curl up with a good book while

DETAILS100lb Heavyweight CardstockOffset Printed4.25 x 5.5 inches

Dimensions - 4.25 “ x 5.5”Comes With White Envelope

Dimensions - 4.25 “ x 5.5”Comes With White Envelope