Fortune Cookie - R -Rated

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R - Rated Cookie Sayings
Bitch, you are fucking amazing! Keep that shit up!
My dog and I talk mad shit about you.
Beware of the dog. The cat is a giant asshole too.
Step 1: Fuck around. Step 2: Find out!
Don’t be a dick. Or bears will fucking eat you.
Look for redemption. But life is short so settle for good drugs.
Go forth and kick today in the dick, darlin!
For fucksakes do not read the comments & lose faith in humanity.
Stay golden, motherfuckers - The Golden Girls

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