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  • Bad Annie’s Fortune Cookie - R - Rated

Fortune Cookie - R - Rated

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Fortune Cookie Sayings
Kids Are Our Future, Not Your Kids; Better Ones.
You Have Been Poisoned.
Cats Don’t Tell The Cops Where Your Drugs Are. #TheMoreYouKnow
Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The Assholes Who Need It Never Fucking Use It
Switch Up You

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Fortune Cookie Sayings

  • Kids Are Our Future, Not Your Kids; Better Ones.
  • You Have Been Poisoned.
  • Cats Don’t Tell The Cops Where Your Drugs Are. #TheMoreYouKnow
  • Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The Assholes Who Need It Never Fucking Use It
  • Switch Up Your Swears To Keep Them Potent. Tell That Piece Of Fuck To Go Shit Themselves.
  • No, I Don’t Do Drugs. Why Do You Have Some?
  • For Rectal Use Only.
  • You Have Spinach In Your Teeth. And You Need A Fucking Mint, Babe.
  • You Will Die At An Arby’s In Tallahassee. Don’t Eat Shitty Roast Beef
  • Your Wildest Dreams Will Come True. Assuming You Dreamt Of Furries And Nuclear Destruction
  • Gas Prices Got You Down? Buy That Pony You Always Wanted. Giddyap, Motherfucker
  • If All Of Aldi Is Pretending There Isn’t A GalWalking A Leashed Guy In A Bear Suit, Play Along FFS.
  • Dogs Sigh Way To Fucking Much For Not Having Jobs Or Contributing To This Downfall Of Society
  • Be Proud Of Your Kids. But Not “Ruin My Fucking Car With Stupid Honor Roll Bumper Stickers” Proud
  • Crypto Is Just Mary Kay For Dude Bros. It Ain’t Your Color
  • The Best Pet Names Are Reginald And Anita. Don’t Wreck Them With Some Stupid Ass Name



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