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Fred and Friends Sponge - Spotless Reputation

Doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with unique embroidered poly sponges

Sponge - Spotless Reputation

$3.95

Fred and Friends Sponge Holder - Picture Frame

Gold frame that stands on your countertop or suctions to your sink or tile to display your sassy sponges

Sponge Holder - Picture Frame

$3.95

Fred and Friends Sponge - Clean Up Your Act

Doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with unique embroidered poly sponges

Sponge - Clean Up Your Act

$3.95

Fred and Friends Sponge - Dishes Be Damned

Doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with unique embroidered poly sponges

Sponge - Dishes Be Damned

$3.95

Fred and Friends Sponge - Fuck Dish Shit

Doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with unique embroidered poly sponges

Sponge - Fuck Dish Shit

$3.95

Fred and Friends Sponge - Not Gonna Wash Themselves

Doing the dishes brings out the surly side in all of us. Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with unique embroidered poly sponges

Sponge - Not Gonna Wash Themselves

$3.95

Fred and Friends Wall Hook - Cat

Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with a cat hook! The cat's tail bends forward and serves as a purrfect resting place for keys, jewelry, bags, or even your litter scoop. It's so cute you'll want one right meow! The coated wire hook me

Wall Hook - Cat

$9.95

Fred and Friends Wall Hook - Dog

Mount this hilarious leash hook in a handy place so you're ready to dash when nature calls. The curving tail curves sits slightly off the wall, perfect for leashes of all sizes. It measures approximately 7 x 10 inches and comes with two mounting screws. C

Wall Hook - Dog

$9.95

Fred and Friends Candles (Party) - Lit (Cannabis Cigarettes)

Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit birthday candles. Includes (8) perfectly rolled candles, packed in clear plastic peggable pack.

Candles (Party) - Lit (Cannabis Cigarettes)

$8.95

Fred and Friends Candles (Party) - Old AF

These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration.

Candles (Party) - Old AF

$8.95

Fred and Friends Candles (Party) - Blow Me

These miniature "mylar" balloons look like the real thing, but are actually party candles guaranteed to lighten up any celebration.

Candles (Party) - Blow Me

$8.95

Apron - I’ll Feed All You Fuckers

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

Apron - I’ll Feed All You Fuckers

$34.99

Womens Socks - Just Taking This Shit In

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton!
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Crew Rise Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Womens Socks - Just Taking This Shit In

$11.00

Womens Socks - Shhh I’m Overthinking

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Crew Rise Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
62% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Womens Socks - Shhh I’m Overthinking

$11.00

Womens Socks (Ankle) - Super Fucking Awesome

You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it!
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Ankle Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
52% nylon, 47% combed c

Womens Socks (Ankle) - Super Fucking Awesome

$11.00

Womens Socks - I Never Fart

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Crew Rise Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Womens Socks - I Never Fart

$11.00

Mens Socks - Yeah I’m Old, Fuck You

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.
Men's shoe size 7-12.
Crew Rise Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Mens Socks - Yeah I’m Old, Fuck You

$11.00

Womens Socks (Ankle) - Mother Fucking Puppy Power

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Ankle Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Womens Socks (Ankle) - Mother Fucking Puppy Power

$11.00

Womens Socks (Ankle) - I Already Knew That

You don't have to tell me twice. Actually, you don't have to tell me once, either. But thanks, anyway.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Ankle Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
53% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Womens Socks (Ankle) - I Already Knew That

$11.00

Womens Socks (Ankle) - I Like Long Walks To The Library

Can you guess what I like to wear on my long walks to the library? I'll give you zero hints.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Ankle Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Womens Socks (Ankle) - I Like Long Walks To The Library

$11.00

Womens Socks (Ankle) - Yes Girl, Yes

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
Ankle Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
53% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Womens Socks (Ankle) - Yes Girl, Yes

$11.00

Mens Socks - Reasonably Good Guy

I don't like to brag, but...
Men's shoe size 7-12.
Crew Rise Socks
Comfort Fit
Stretchy Fabric
59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.

Mens Socks - Reasonably Good Guy

$11.00

Tea Towel (Premium) - Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w

Tea Towel (Premium) - Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole

$14.95

Tea Towel (Premium) - Name One Thing Better Than Coffee

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vin

Tea Towel (Premium) - Name One Thing Better Than Coffee

$14.95