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CloseThe tastiest dick you will ever have in your mouth
Handcrafted in California using small batch cacao from Ecuador.
100% Vegan. 100% organic
7" Tall and nearly 1/2 a pound of SOLID chocolate
Girthy, veiny, and ready for a laugh.
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