Candle - Fuck Yeah

So You Don't Smell My Weed
This magic odor eliminator will have your guests believing that you're on the straight and narrow.
Soy wax, Eco-wick, Cosmetic grade scents. No bullshit

Scent - Odor Eliminator
Hand-poured in Lansing, MI
Burn time: appro

Each candle is in a 9oz amber glass jar with a black metal lid. They have a 70+ hour burn time and are made from all natural US soy beans. They are hand poured in Austin, Texas in small batches to ensure quality.

Fuck This
Do not come for me. I'm officially over it and I have all the damn receipts.
Soy wax, Eco-wick, Cosmetic grade scents. No bullshit

Scent - Apple Pie
Hand-poured in Lansing, MI
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Net wt. 7 oz.

Burn the Karen Away
Is a plague of Karen-y nonsense disturbing your peace? Light a match, zen out, and let the clean scent of karma take care of business.
Soy wax, Eco-wick, Cosmetic grade scents. No bullshit

Scent - Yuzu
Hand-poured in Lansing, MI

We Had Sex In This Room
Soy wax, Eco-wick, Cosmetic grade scents. No bullshit

Scent - Vanilla
Hand-poured in Lansing, MI
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Net wt. 7 oz.

I Fucking Love You
Seriously. You're the Hall to my Oates, the Arby's hat to my Pharrell, and the golden to my girls
Soy wax, Eco-wick, Cosmetic grade scents. No bullshit

Scent - Autumn Pear
Hand-poured in Lansing, MI
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
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