PG - 13 Cookie Saying
Froot Loops are all the same flavor and that flavor is FROOT!
If you’re hiding from a murderer, don’t open a bag of chips.
Kids are our future, Not your kids; better ones.
You need a mint. Like really bad. #kittenbreath
You have been poisoned. It’s too late though. You’re prolly dead.
Someone needs to destroy Trump’s horcruxes starting with his wig.
Honey, you’re whiskey in a teacup.
Cats don’t tell the cops where your drugs are. #themoreyouknow
Five stars. Love the soup! Sir this is a mortuary...