Card #205 - Ok, I Have No Fucking Idea How Old You Are. Happy Birthday

Dedicated to the realist in all of us.Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inPrinting: Letterpress
Inside Message: Blank
Paper: Ecru cotton
Envelope: Brown bag
Ink: Black

A Birthday card regarding your usual lack of fucks, and your love for the recipient! See the second image for what's inside.

Size: 5.5 x 4.25 in
Inside Message: Blank
Envelope: Brown Kraft

Size: 5.5 x 4.25 in
Inside Message: Blank
Envelope: Brown Kraft

Headband - Happy Birthday

Card #200 - Happy Fuckin’ Birthday

Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit birthday candles. Includes (8) perfectly rolled candles, packed in clear plastic peggable pack.

Dimensions - 4.25 “ x 5.5”Comes With White Envelope

Sometimes you have to poke with a little sass and love. Let that old ass friend know that their sweet ass is still #1 in your book. *See the second image for the wording inside the card.